Best for: getting to the heart of a specific matter, making a tough decision.

Let’s solve one of your biggest problems today, shall we? 

• You’re haunted by wounds from past relationships, events, influences, life.

• You don't trust your own authority, so you’re looking for permission from someone else.

• You don’t even know what you truly want.

• There’s a nasty voice in your head that talks shit about you constantly.

• What even are boundaries and how the Frangelico do you get them?

• You’ve tried to make changes before but you just can’t seem to make them stick.
  

So let me help you get started in the right direction today. 

The Mindful Misfit Down ‘n’ Dirty One-Off was made for left-of-centre humans who are struggling to find their confidence, their superpowers, their flair, their pizzaz in order to own their sexuality, build relationships that fit juuuust right and let go of all the BS from the past that’s holding them back. 

Over the course of just one session we will:

• Articulate exactly what’s going on for you, why it’s causing a problem, and how that impacts all areas of your life (you won’t believe what a difference just this bit can make).

• Get to the heart of the matter and find out exactly what matters most.

• Re-write the stories you’ve been telling yourself and make them actually work for you (hint: you don’t have to believe everything you think!)

• Work with the power of your subconscious to install anchors to positive new behaviours that will stick.

• Define a way forward and brainstorm your next steps so you leave the session with a plan.
  
  

What would just knowing what to do next mean for your mental health? 

Perhaps it would mean being able to confidently say “no” to things that aren’t working for you anymore. Or, being able to say yes to the things you’ve always wanted to do but haven’t quite mustered up the courage to go for yet. Maybe it would mean asking out that hottie you’ve been crushing on and being totally ok with the possibility of them saying no…or yes. Maybe it’s you diving into the world of online dating for the first time and totally crushing it. Maybe it would mean having the confidence to come out to your family and friends, knowing that no matter what happens you’re worthy of love and not giving a shit if they don’t agree with you. Or heck, maybe it means you finally accept yourself for the gloriously unique human bean you are. And even better than accepting yourself: LOVING yourself.

I want you to feel that kind of confidence when you wake up every day and go out into the world, building the love life, sex life, and relationships of your wildest dreams.

So when you work with me in a Down ‘n’ Dirty One-Off I won’t just help you get more confidence with your most pressing love/sex/relationship/life issue: I’ll also help you get more confidence in the way you do your whole life.

• Your daily rituals and habits.

• How you present yourself to the world.

• What you say to yourself about yourself.

• How you define and do your self-care.

  
  

When you sign up for a Down ‘n’ Dirty One-Off before the end of the month, you’ll also get my premium hypnotic meditation, Hypno Relaxo, absolutely free. 

Right now, the Down ‘n’ Dirty One-Off will only take us a couple of hours, tops (listen, I’m not one of those mental-health professionals who kicks you out after 60-minutes on the dot, sometimes these things take as long as they take), and Hypno Relaxo is yours to keep forever, and will only cost a fraction of my regular services. 

The Shift, my premium 1:1 coaching experience is $3333 for a complete overhaul that lasts a solid 12 weeks. 

But if you sign up today, you can sprinkle some instant magic sex-Goddex dust on your life with a Down ‘n’ Dirty One-Off and you can get results in just a couple of hours for just one payment of $222 today, and one payment of $222 when we book in your session.

In fact, I’m so sure that you’ll love virtually hanging out with me, that I’ll throw in a 20-minute quickie consultation for free, and if for any reason you feel like we don’t vibe I’ll happily refund your deposit. 

You won’t have to worry about that, of course, because I’m confident that we’ll love each other’s energy, but I know it can be scary to try something new. With a stranger! Who you haven’t met yet!

So why don’t we fix that right now. 

Let’s get together and do a Down ‘n’ Dirty One-Off, so you can start trusting your own brilliance and living the life of your wildest dreams. 

It’ll only take a couple of hours, tops.

And all you have to do to get started is submit a 50% deposit in the amount of $222 to reserve your space. I currently have availability starting the weeks of: 

April 11

April 18

May  2

When you book, you’ll receive a link to lock in your 20-minute quickie, submit your deposit, and then you’ll receive a confirmation receipt automatically. After our quickie, I’ll send you all the details you need to get your Down ‘n’ Dirty One-Off, and then we’ll celebrate with chocolate chip cookies. Or vodka. Or both.

After all, you deserve to live, love, and lust

on your own terms, in your own way. 

P.S. Want to talk to me first before you book? Sure thing! Here’s my contact info. Reach out anytime. 

shelly@shellybean.co